Memorial day at home went better than I expected, as I now expect every event, meeting, discussion, trip, holiday and shift to drag on longer than it should, drag me through fields of bark chips and sharp straw and yellow jacket nests, pulverize me with repeated beating from baseball bats, splintered clubs, rusted pipes, humiliate me with some forced exposure, some assless chap-clad live report on a book I haven’t read to an audience of ex-girlfriends and their extended families.
I'm so excited you've chosen to send your Kierkegaardian observations to us and I'm really looking forward to building up a rewarding professional relationship with you going forward.
I'm planning to get in touch with you about your proposal to live an authentic life free of the distractions of societal absurdities. We have a Zoom slot set up for further roundtable bluesky brainstorming on this really exciting idea and I will get in touch shortly to firm up further meetings.
Best regards
Gheraint Skygod-McKenzie
VP Customer Service Relation Quality Throughput Assurance Team
goddman this is so good. Your writing always inspires me to write. Loved the line: the worst part of the day was its closeness to the day after
Happy to know I inspire, especially someone of your caliber
Dear Caleb,
I'm so excited you've chosen to send your Kierkegaardian observations to us and I'm really looking forward to building up a rewarding professional relationship with you going forward.
I'm planning to get in touch with you about your proposal to live an authentic life free of the distractions of societal absurdities. We have a Zoom slot set up for further roundtable bluesky brainstorming on this really exciting idea and I will get in touch shortly to firm up further meetings.
Best regards
Gheraint Skygod-McKenzie
VP Customer Service Relation Quality Throughput Assurance Team
You cheeky bastard