Studio apartments are jail cells where you’re the inmate and the guard at the same time. I had to let myself out for the night. I’m getting no sleep. My cats sleep 20 hours a day except for the early morning stretch between 12 and 4 when they train for an MMA tournament and the Kentucky Derby.
I don't really watch standup, and I don't like quoting it, but there is a funny Dylan Moran line about people being caught with hookers in hotels. He says hotel rooms corrupt everybody, they're the only place in the world where the first thing you do before you take your coat off is steal everything. It rings true somehow. Like part of what you pay for is to escape the rules of decency and exist free of judgment.
I don't really watch standup, and I don't like quoting it, but there is a funny Dylan Moran line about people being caught with hookers in hotels. He says hotel rooms corrupt everybody, they're the only place in the world where the first thing you do before you take your coat off is steal everything. It rings true somehow. Like part of what you pay for is to escape the rules of decency and exist free of judgment.
Fantastic piece of writing. Thanks for posting.