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daisy cashin's avatar

Zero false romance here. Well frickin done

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

Much appreciated, Daisy

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A.P. Ward's avatar

"The world isn’t nearly as homogenized and banal as people who stare at computer screens all saying the same thing seem indefatigably fond of saying, but that isn’t necessarily cause for relief."

Ah that hit me where I live. Thanks for this. I am still reeling from how you made dog turds poetic.

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

It’s my pleasure. At some point you see enough dog turds and you have to give them a polish

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enfanterribleidiotsavantgarden's avatar

"the heights of the postmodern sublime"

Ride the chaosmos! I love KITSCH and am not ashamed of it. It's the human potential as the New Agers say.

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enfanterribleidiotsavantgarden's avatar

Except for AI Slop.. this is a sad case

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

No need to be ashamed, Enfant. I like some of it, too, especially in pastiche

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A.P. Murphy's avatar

Beautiful piece, CC. Thank you for your service.

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Asperges's avatar

Sounds about right. Glad you found another adventure to write about. The mail job would have certainly ended in your limb-ripping demise at the jaws of feral war dogs.

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

Feral war dogs might still claim my life in the end, but I'd like to lower my odds

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Asperges's avatar

😊

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Ken Honeywell's avatar

Tudor Park. Not to be confused with Park Tudor. That's a whole 'nother bucket of cats.

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

I'll take a bucket of cats over a bucket of dogs any day

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wayne john's avatar

'two free range pitbulls circled me, howling and snapping. Somehow I got to my van before they mauled me.'

Made me laugh and remember my time as a postie in the UK. One street in particular, Windmill road and its pack of dogs.. the ankle biter that is, the Jack russell, the most vicious. Refused to deliver to that road until the situation changed!

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

Yeah I skipped whole relays when dogs were loose. Not taking chances

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Frank Wright's avatar

Your writing makes my brain spark. It is a treat to read. Thank you Caleb for a fascinating ride.

“I was tempted to drive the LLV through the side of the building.” 😂

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

Thank you, Murph *salutes*

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

Thank you, Frank

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