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Andrew Alaine's avatar

Little known fact: snow is undelivered mail accumulated over the centuries, pulverized by its own unbearable weight, trying to find its abandoned addressee.

Another great piece man.

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

That’s pretty funny. Much appreciated

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Adam Fleming Petty's avatar

I lived in Indy for several years and was weirdly taken with the particular flavor of Nowhereness it offers. This really captures that

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

It has a distinctive lack of distinctiveness doesn’t it

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Adam Fleming Petty's avatar

Indiana-NoPlace fr fr

recalls, in name only, that 'Utopia' literally translates as 'no-place'

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T.L. Parker's avatar

Man! My knuckles were frozen, my nuts crunched from the crappy cushioning, the shitty heater fan and the constantly open windows. And it’s all accounted for in the fine print. Art1,sec 8, clause 7, requiring a flack vest upon entering between the hours of 12:01a.m. and 11:59p.m.

koko (Keep On Keeping On)

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

Ah, so you know the life. Those LLV’s are a bitch

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Ken Honeywell's avatar

Some years ago, I saw a flyer for an event called A Taste of Southport Road. Since then I’ve wondered what it tasted like.

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

Probably gritty

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A.P. Murphy's avatar

The only problem with an honest living is that it's most strongly advocated for by people who wouldn't know honest if it were tugging on their scrotum. (You can have that one)

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Caleb Caudell's avatar

Thanks, TJ, appreciate that

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